What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."