What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"