What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"