How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.