Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.