Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua