Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.