What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.