Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!