When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.