When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.