When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights