What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.