What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer