How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Ate something.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy