How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist