What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon