What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon