How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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NOT MOVIES

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Because it was pi-rated.

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Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!