What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.