How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!