How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!