Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!