Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza