Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.