What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Decompose

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.