What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.