How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.