How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!