How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.