How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service