She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
They want everything to be straight.
Their Punch.
Punch
Because he's from New York.
A Doge charger
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Because he was driving her buggy.
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
He was convicted of crepe.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
To get to the other side.
Because they want the D.
Norse Korea