3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.