They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
He was losing packets.
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
The lift attendants have jobs.
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
to find better jobs