99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%