What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.