What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger