What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."