What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."