Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"