Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."