What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.