What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!