Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Hielo.

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Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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Tsunami Warning

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"