Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Put a sock in it.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
A bellerina !
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A Sandy Hook survivor
Jack The Kipper.
Binary fish-ion.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
