Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Mustardo!
He will tell you.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Accidentally hit submit before you
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
A: Because red means stop.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Jack The Kipper.
Her *algaebra*.
Because B-shells were too small.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.