Airline Jokes

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

R. Kelly Jokes More R. Kelly Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Airline Food Jokes More Airline Food Jokes

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

Evil Jokes More Evil Jokes

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.