Airline Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.