The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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Wizz Air
Alaska
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
Two fingers of whiskey.
A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!
If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from
A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.
Just for the halibut.
A BIPOLAR BEAR
Because they all have terrible pilots.
He got shot down.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
About a day
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.