Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.