Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards