Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards