What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !