Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!