What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!