What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.