Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "