Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty