Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion