Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.