What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF