Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.