What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!