What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Previous Random Joke Next

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Dread Jokes More Dread Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.