How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.