Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.