What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.