Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Sumday
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
An astronut.
1GB
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Clickbait.
Clickbait
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
A gun only has one trigger.
Naughty pine
A: A traffic jam!