What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush