What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter