Heh, disguised toast.
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ME: I'm not wearing a costume
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
Ayy lil' mayo.
They were impressive!
Because they were Ionic.
Their Chromies
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."
They disguise themselves as uncles!
He got hit by a bus.
Tysssonssss
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
Unbereavable.
Stopping it with a shovel!
One live baby nailed to ten trees.