Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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