What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.