What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.